@Ashraf: Decided to waste some MORE time. Created a new account with IE just in case they just really hate Firefox 28. Used https://www.smartdnsproxy.com/SignUp?afid=df69e1764fc9 as you suggested; it redirected immediately to https://www.smartdnsproxy.com/SignUp/ and this account is set to expire June 17. Decided to torture myself some more and tried to begin setting up VPN account anyway. Entered a username and then clicked on activate or whatever as instructed. Page popped up “Please wait, your VPN account is being updated…” – I gave up after 20 minutes. Oh yeah, now I cannot login with ANY browser.
Your efforts are appreciated, friend, but this thing is a total loser.
Hey people! It looks like you are forgetting to vote on this POS!