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Rude Lock

Official Description

Do you ever have trouble with people using your phone without your permission? Rude Lock can help. Just set your phone down, start Rude Lock, key in a password, and lock it. If an unwanted borrower picks up your phone without entering your password, they will get a rude response. Don't worry if you forget the password. Rude Lock can be turned off by just pressing the Home or Back button.

Please don't use Rude Lock to secure your phone. This application is for entertainment purposes only.